you can't live right in a wrong world
i thought this was mean and cruel when i was a child but as an adult with fucked up ass teeth i now feel it's distressingly accurate
look at this asshole. look at this shithead.
me reaching for the boost button when i notice you - my favourite mutual follower - have made yet another fantastic post
cw: coochie seal
stop talking about the tv idiot and i'll keep posting increasingly less mild photos of my nude, feeble body
uk evening shift please check out this cool thing happening in liverpool
the federated timeline
"hey, i wonder what the federated timeline is"
nature.org has the nerve to refer to an animal that builds and fucks so much that it must eat 40-60% of its body mass every day just to stay alive as the 'least weasel'
*slaps roof of yoshi* sorry yoshi, didn't mean to hurt you, you're just a good boy who loves fruit
hi i don't trust any of the bigger instances not to do anything weird so this is an instance just for me